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I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS In some areas of Ecuador they actually hold "baby brawls". It's kind of like cock fighting, only a lot less cock and a lot more baby talk.  |
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I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING Some babies like it rough. The leading baby shirt in the states of New York, California and 49 of the other 50 states. |
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SMELL MY DIAPER Come on, you know you want to. It's ok, everyone does it. It's simply human nature. |
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F!#K THE MILK, WHERE'S THE WHISKEY TITS?! The ultimate toddler shirt for the future alcoholics of the world. Great for casual drinking babies too! |
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POTTY HEAD! Show the world that your baby supports your almost socially acceptable smoking habits. |
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MY IQ IS HIGHER THAN THE PRESIDENT'S! Take pride that your baby is smarter than the puppet who has access to the little red button (no matter who's in the White House at the time). |
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I SHIT MY PANTS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT As if shitting your pants wasn't reward enough. A Baby Hell stinky favorite. |
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BROKEN CONDOM Accidents happen. You love your baby now, but remember how you felt when you first found out? Who knew joy felt so suffocating and suicidal? |
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HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED! We're so damn clever, we've out clevered ourselves this time! You stroll down the street and people laugh at the shirt because of the cleverness involved. Did we mention clever? |
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ARE YOU MY DADDY? Rap Stars, Basketball Players, Rock Stars, The Baldwin Brothers: (the top 4 groups accounting for nearly 97% of all the world's bastards as reported by TIME magazine). |
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I HIDE MY CRACK IN MY DIAPER For all the little thugs and all the little bitches up in this crib, yo. |
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MY PEE-PEE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS! Let the other boys (and some fully grown men) know who's in charge. |